Friday, September 14, 2012

its been one of those....

its been another one of those days.
weeks?
yeah. I'll go with another one of those weeks.
It wasnt all bad.
 
the oldest 4 of my Pack went to the kickoff of yg :)
Baby Sister started her Wed night program again :)
I am actually working with the 2nd graders this year.
so much fun :)
and kinda funny when they look at me and say,
"Hey!!! You're Mouth's mom arent you?!?!"
and then when I answer the affirmative they smile and
I am deemed 'one of the cool moms'
cuz I am Mouth's mom,
and she is "super cool and so much FUN!!!"
lol!!!
I have a lot to live up to I think ;)
 
my allergies have flared up
again
I am miserable
no other way to put it
mis.er.able.
I look like I went 10 rounds with Mohamed Ali
mis.er.able.
 
Little Brother has been working with HH all week
 
HH has decided to quit drinking pop
cuz he hurts
his bones, muscles, joints, ect
everything hurts
and his head bobbles sometimes
thinking it may have something to do with the
copious amounts of Dt Dew he drinks
everyday
so he's quiting.
 
Little Brother has brought home reports of a cranky HH
caffeine withdrawl
not fun
 
 we have been avoiding each other
he comes home at night and I find something to keep myself
out of his way.
its best that way.
he knows he crabby and itching for a fight
I know he's crabby and everything I say or do
WILL be held against me and used to fuel a fight.
So I avoid.
its working so far ;)
hoping this withdrawl goes by quickly...
 
its another working weekend for HH.
which means another boring weekend for me :P
its probably a good thing tho.
too much time together would probably result in us fighting...
not a good thing
 
I am wondering if I should start another Pinterest acct.
using a fake, ahem, nickname.
It seems my humor could be seen as inappropriate.
I can just hear them now,
"she used to be such a nice girl. I wonder what happened to her."
bwhahahahaha!!!
how do ya like me now???
 
 


Saturday, September 8, 2012

A little Corny

Anyone who has me on FB may be getting a little annoyed with my corny jokes this weekend, but after a 5 day funk, I was reading one of my favorite blogs and she had posted a few of her favorite corny jokes, I busted up laughing, and it broke my 5 day funk :) and now I keep finding more corny jokes and I bust up laughing, and HH and The Brat Pack just roll their eyes and sigh.
 
Here's one of my favorites.
It has 2 parts,
so its more like 2 of my favorites...
 
What did the fish say when it
ran into a concrete wall??
DAM!!!
 
bwhahahahaha!!!!!
 
ok ok, now for pt2...
 
What did the dam say when
the fish ran into it?
DUMB BASS!!!!
 
HAHAHA!!!!
I know.
I am easily amused ;)
 
Got up this morning
packed lunches for HH and 4 of the Pack.
threw bread in the toaster
then threw toast at the kids
and sent them out the door
they are helping HH shingle a house today.
He wants to get the whole thing done
to.day.
tore off, picked up.
AND
shingled.
whew!!!
hope they are ready for it!
 
Beans stayed home with me
(she has to work at her reg job tonight)
and we got "the cutest baby in the world"
for the day :)
 
So I had every floor in the house swept and mopped
before, yes, BEFORE, 7 o'clock this morning :)
(she's crawling everywhere, and we have 2 dogs and
2 cats in the house, yuck!, and I am anal like that)
 
so since all the floors were mopped
I decided that all the windows should be washed too...
 
I have come to the conclusion that
I would much rather wash toddler kisses
and sticky finger prints off my windows and patio doors
than doggy nose art. yuck.
 
Remi now knows how to open the patio door AND the front screen door...
urgh.
got back from the little town over yonder the other day.
and Rem was sitting on the deck to greet us.
of course he somehow had the time to go for a swim in the river too...
yuck.
now we need to teach him how to SHUT the patio door
so the cats don't get out....
 
its feeling like fall around here.
sweatshirts and shorts are being worn
socks and tennis shoes instead of flip flops
allergy season is in full swing
( I look like I have been beat up in my sleep
every morning when I wake up :P )
candles are burning
we are actually using the oven
 
yep
definantly fall
 
I am NOT looking forward to winter
I am more of a sunshine, sand and warmth type of girl
not a clouds, snow and cold type of girl
in case you forgot.
 
well, I better get some more stuff done around here
so when HH and the Pack get home it looks like I
worked almost as hard as them today ;)
lol!!