Crazy Energy

Hey Mom Hey Mom Hey Mom Hey Mom Hey Mom
WHAT?!?!?!?
I forgot..... giggle giggle giggle giggle

five kids and a dog running around the house
five kids chasing a big dog around the house in one direction
one big dog chasing five kids back around the house the other direction
AAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAHHHHHAAHHHH!

picture in your head the screaming and yelling and giggling done by the five kids

ENOUGH!!! You are driving me crazy!!!

Laugh laugh laugh laugh giggle giggle giggle giggle
answer the five kids
WOOF!
answers the big dog


Later in the day....

Hey Mom, would you let me dye a streak in my hair?

Nope, I answered her

Ok, mom. You have to pick ONE... another hole in my ear? OR a streak in my hair?

Neither
MOM!
Nope I don't have to pick one. I will not allow EITHER of them. And ya know what?
What? she asks (pouting)
I'm the mom! SO THERE!!! *cue the evil laughter ~bwhahahahhaha! ~ sometimes being the mom is such a power trip ;)

If you ever happen to spend a week with us this is what you will probably hear in the mornings...

'What's for breakfast?'
the BP ask me
'Pancakes!'
I answer them
grumble grumble grumble
grrrrrrr

next morning...

'What's for breakfast Mom?'
'scrambled eggs, sausage, biscuits and juice!'
I answer them
pout pout pout pout whine whine whine whine

*seriously?!?!?! *
grrrrrrrrr!

this morning....

'Mom? Whats for breakfast?'

'CEREAL. COLD. MUSHY. CEREAL'
I answer them

YYYYAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!

smiling happy kids running around the house telling each other,
"WE GET CEREAL FOR BREAKFAST!!!!"

Seriously??? Why do I even try?